This is bit zero dot com. I'm Mike, and I still don't have anything interesting here. :-)

Until I get around to putting some kind of vanity website back up:

- Fark.com is pretty funny and puts food on my table. (profile)
- I sometimes blog here or here but more likely here. But not often.
- aaaaaand there's Facebook.
- We have a lot of guinea pigs you can watch live here